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Post by meemoon on Aug 26, 2007 13:03:12 GMT -5
I sent the following to Kerisblade as a private message by accident: "Diva" was chosen by Jinxx as an obvious expression of oppressive sexism. I was so miffed when I saw this, I stamped my foot until I fell and hurt myself. I took some chocolates and immediately felt better. Hmmm...perhaps a nice movie?...Love Story?
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 26, 2007 17:13:23 GMT -5
LOL! Well, if this is gender re-engineering, you're already on your way dude. Stamp feet? Chocolates? LOL!
Where's Daddy-O? Threegather we can be like the 3 tenors - Domingo Placido, Jose Ferrer and Luciano Pavarotti - OOPS should that be the Three Degrees?
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 26, 2007 18:43:59 GMT -5
Actually this is getting to be fun! So many possibilities! Hehehehe :-)
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 26, 2007 18:49:11 GMT -5
Awww.. we're no longer divas dude. We're full members. Hmmm.... :-)
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Post by jinxx47 on Aug 26, 2007 22:02:13 GMT -5
lol..its set by how many post you make /..God is like a real whole bunch..lol..of course i stuck goddess in there too
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 2:17:33 GMT -5
lol!! Ah, so that's how it works. Fiendish ;D.
Bruce Almighty, here I come! ..
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Post by jinxx47 on Aug 27, 2007 3:09:20 GMT -5
daddy~o's on diva..lmao..lets see that pic daddy`o lol
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 4:37:07 GMT -5
Jumping Jehoshaphat!! What's this?? Senior Diva??
The gods - and goddesses - must be crazy!
Hmmm... wonder where I can get a pic of Diana Ross and the Supremes. I'll be Diana of course, the lead singer due to my position as Senior Diva. Daddy-O is just Diva, he can be Supreme member Florence Ballard. But I need one more diva to complete the group.
Going round to Meemoon's later. If he is also a Senior Diva, boy, I can promise you there's gonna be a real knock-down all-out screeching and hairpulling fight!
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Post by jinxx47 on Aug 27, 2007 6:26:31 GMT -5
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Post by meemoon on Aug 27, 2007 10:07:55 GMT -5
Yer shit outta luck. I got three head hairs, and youse ain't gettin' 'em.
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 12:08:38 GMT -5
lol!! Hell, I forgot..
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Post by daddyo on Aug 27, 2007 19:31:28 GMT -5
Am I still a Diva? Are there bald Diva's?
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 19:49:28 GMT -5
Hi Daddy-). Not that I can recall. A bald diva must surely be a first.
Wow, you better practise the scales Daddy-O. Here, you take Diana Ross' lead singer role. Remember, she sings nasal but with husky undertones. You can do it.
When I count 1,2,3! you can then start with the Supremes' first great hit Baby Love. Remember dude, nasal with husky undertones, and go high on the pitch for the last line:
Ooh baby love, my baby love I need you, oh how I need you But all you do is treat me bad Break my heart and leave me sad Tell me, what did I do wrong To make you stay away so long
There, easy as pie. I'll help you look for the divine Ms Ross' pics to use as your avatar. :-)
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Post by daddyo on Aug 27, 2007 20:06:11 GMT -5
Okay Kersi, how do I look? I really am trying to fit the image of Diana Ross, I'm even getting my testicles removed next week so I can hit the high notes. If I sing right after surgery, I may obtain that gravely nasal voice tones of Diana... LOL!
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 20:21:32 GMT -5
Hmmm... something's wrong with my computer. Image/avator don't form into pictures - they remain as words.
Alas unable to see how you look Daddy-O. But I bet you're looking real sweet. Whoa! don't cut them testicles! Once they're gone, they're gone! And you don't know when you might need them later....
No need to resort to such drastic action, dude! If you wanna hit the high notes, you just ......... hmmm... got it! You just squeeze your legs and thighs together, you know, like when women gotta go to the rest room real bad and there aint one anywhere nearby. I bet your voice will come out pure soprano.
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 20:42:43 GMT -5
Errr... cross your legs while you're at it. It'll increase the effect :-)
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Post by daddyo on Aug 27, 2007 20:57:19 GMT -5
I'm really trying to make this work, so starting tomorrow I'm gonna start sitting down to pee...
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 27, 2007 21:18:24 GMT -5
Lol! Careful with that method dude... if I sat down like that I'll be spraying the ceiling.
I've been thinking ... all things being equal, I always feel women are smarter than men. Do you think it's because of all that sitting down? You know, they do more sitting down than us guys. Doesn't that give them more opportunities to reflect, to think?
Hmmm, who would've guessed biological plumbing would give them a head start..
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 28, 2007 12:08:36 GMT -5
Whoah, now I'm God's Helper. I wonder what that means. And who exactly is this God I'm helping? And let no burning bush answer me - that would totally freak me out.
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Post by meemoon on Aug 28, 2007 12:34:17 GMT -5
I would disagree with you about women sitting down more than men. Especially mothers. My brother and I actually kept my momma RUNNING. Nope, can't agree.
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Post by Kerisblade on Aug 29, 2007 8:17:36 GMT -5
We are a large family. The older ones take on a lot of that running burden from my mother. She only has to run after 1 or 2 of them and they would run after the rest of us.
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Post by sparkleplenty on Sept 8, 2007 1:45:29 GMT -5
gender specific pontification ?... i'm not a tough nut to crack, you can use the diva rest room anytime.
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Post by Kerisblade on Sept 8, 2007 5:10:42 GMT -5
Ah, thanks. Welcome to my pad. And who might you be, aside from not being a tough nut to crack :-) Are you female?
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Post by sparkleplenty on Sept 8, 2007 18:49:32 GMT -5
in most instances i recognize myself as the fool --- however since is your pad i will behave myself :flysmom
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Post by Kerisblade on Sept 8, 2007 19:04:49 GMT -5
Fool or no, you are welcome and I am honoured by your visit. However, I think you are one sharp lady from the responses you post here and there on this site.
Well madame, do not worry. In my pad you can sparkle plenty as your name suggests. Misbehaving women are a delight to watch and study.
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Post by sparkleplenty on Sept 9, 2007 13:58:52 GMT -5
..perfect
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Post by Kerisblade on Sept 9, 2007 17:12:12 GMT -5
A kiss, a kiss no less, from the sparkling one! Ah, is this the start of a promising relationship? I'm dazzled ...
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Post by jinxx47 on Sept 9, 2007 17:37:46 GMT -5
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Post by Kerisblade on Sept 9, 2007 20:37:37 GMT -5
lol! Mmmmm...
Kiss me quick while we still have this feeling, Hold me close and never let me go, ‘Cause tomorrows can be so uncertain, Love can fly and leave just hurting, Kiss me quick because I love you so.
Kiss me quick and make my heart go crazy, Sigh that sigh and whisper oh so low, Tell me that tonight will last forever, Say that you will leave me never, Kiss me quick because I love you so.
Let the band keep playing while we are swaying, Let’s keep on praying that we’ll never stop.
Kiss me quick, I just can’t stand this waiting ‘Cause your lips are lips I long to know. For that kiss will open heaven’s door And we’ll stay there forevermore, So kiss me quick because I love you so. - Elvis Presley
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Post by Kerisblade on Sept 10, 2007 16:36:47 GMT -5
If you go the url below, there is a media player waiting to play a few lines from the song and you'll hear again the golden tenor of the King. . music.barnesandnoble.com/search/mediaplayer.asp?ean=078636616025&disc=2&track=5I hate rap and hip hop. The songs of yesteryear carry a quality of freshness and innocence that has since then been lost. Were people before so different from people today?
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