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Post by jinxx47 on Sept 17, 2007 20:10:03 GMT -5
There was a man who really took care of his body. > >He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. > >One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was > >Tan all over except his "thingie." > > > >So he decided to do something about it. > >He went to the beach, completely undressed and > >Buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie; > >Which he left sticking out. > >Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using > >A cane. > > > >Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, > >She began to move it around with her cane. > >Remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in > >The world." > > > >The other lady asked what she meant. > >She said, "when I was 20, I was curious about it." > >When I was 30, I enjoyed it. > > > >When I was 40, I asked for it. > > > >When I was 50, I paid for it. > > > >When I was 60, I prayed for it. > > > >When I was 70, I forgot about it. > > > >Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on > >The beach and I'm too old to squat.
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