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Post by jinxx47 on Sept 7, 2007 5:59:24 GMT -5
The day has long been coming, Jinx knew this to be true., There wasn't much life left in old Nellie, And today Nellie's engine blew.
'95 Nellie has let Jinx down,, And she thinks this really sucks., Oh sure life could be so much better, But Jinx ain't got 4,000 bucks.
But Jinx won't lose sleep worrying, Jinx says it must be fate., The weekend is coming soon, She can take a cab to her date.
We could all take up a collection, And buy Jinx a car that's new., Maybe we could even ask, For help from Mr. Chu.
But the end result will be the same, With or without Chu's money., Whether Jinx has a car or not,, Jinx is still our IYT Honey
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Post by jinxx47 on Sept 7, 2007 5:59:57 GMT -5
Crumbs, food and dust balls, Dog and cat hair too., Peachy's vacuums broken, What ever is she gonna do.
Peachy patiently waits for her hubby, She's watching for his pick up truck., If she can't a vacuum at Walmart, She'll get one at Sears with luck.
Peachy is obsessed with carpet lines, A clean house is a must., When she gets her new vacuum, Her house will be free of dust.
Peachy waits and waits and waits, For her hubby's pick up truck., She can feel the excitement building, She wants a new vacuum that sucks.
Now off to Sears they go, With money in her hand., Peachy bought a brand new upright, She so happy, she's in La La Land....
No more crumbs, dog or cat hair, Her floors are no longer the pits., Before going to bed last night, They made love on a very clean carpet...
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Post by sparkleplenty on Sept 8, 2007 1:25:24 GMT -5
through the window shines dawns crack theres a crumb in her bed and he ain't worth Jack
poor poor peachy sue vacuumless broke hoe her knowing knew not what to do
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Post by sparkleplenty on Sept 9, 2007 14:28:11 GMT -5
suddenly there was a knock on the door *** vacuum salesman here to clean the floor sucked up jack helped peachy pack
was a wonderful day peachy won at the horse races she ditched the salesman "done" and put all the money in cases.
the train engine steamed peachy with her cases her new bling gleamed ticket in hand off to other places
the conductor sounded "all aboard" train leaving for ....................................
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