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Post by jinxx47 on Dec 7, 2007 5:40:22 GMT -5
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM - 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads... Hey Bubba - Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I I went for more ammunition. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning And messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was Hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. 'Cooter'
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Post by mousetrap on Dec 18, 2007 23:03:23 GMT -5
I need one of those! Lmbo!
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