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Post by jinxx47 on Sept 30, 2007 8:30:05 GMT -5
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set toface a firing squad in a small Central Americancountry. Bill Clinton was the first one placed againstthe wall and just before the order to shoot him wasgiven, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squadfell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall andescaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall.The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his oldboss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Alyelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart andAl slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against thewall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, justscream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As thefiring squad was reassembled and the rifles raised inhis direction he smirked and yelled, "Fire!"
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